If I was looking for any information on local crime, I would never figure it out from reading the police blotter in the Estero Bay News. I get the old-time jokey deal but cringe at the vernacular in oh so many ways. Besides the...

My wife and I just returned from a trip to Morro Bay.  While we were waiting for some food we ordered, we were looking through the Estero Bay News.  When we hit upon the Police Blotter, we couldn’t stop laughing at how the...