Morro Bay Police Blotter 10-24-2024

Written by Estero Bay News

October 24, 2024

• Oct. 6: Police responded at 3:50 p.m. to a disturbance at Coleman Drive and the Embarcadero. A 51-year-old tomato was arrested for suspicion of being stewed.

• Oct. 6: Police contacted an apparent swagman at 10 a.m. in the 400 block of Quintana at the Creekbed Estates. The 45-year-old had a bench warrant and was checked into the County B&B with only slightly better accommodations.

• Oct. 6: Police responded at 2:50 a.m. to a disturbance in the 1200 block of Morro. While dealing with two clowns short of a circus, some juice weasel, 43, was arrested for suspicion of wearing beer goggles in public.

• Oct. 4: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:40 p.m. in the 1300 block of Main. Logs indicated a 25-year-old fellow was pinched for suspicion of driving cross-eyed drunk.

• Oct. 4: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 12:32 p.m. in the area of Main and Quintana Place for a busted taillight. Logs indicated the 19-year-old driver’s car registration was expired, too, so the car got towed and he was cited and released to explain to pops why his car was impounded.

• Oct. 3: Police contacted a regular customer in the 400 block of Monterey. The 58-year-old dingus had two bench warrants and went to jail.

• Oct. 2: Police responded to a disturbance at 6:40 p.m. in the 300 block of Morro Bay Blvd. Logs indicated a subject was taken to County Mental Health for a 3-day vacation.

• Oct. 2: Police responded to the 1300 block of Main after someone found an abandoned bike at Harry’s Upholstery Shop.

• Oct. 2: Police responded at 2:14 a.m. to a disturbance in the 1100 block of Main, where some apparent speed bump was causing a ruckus. Logs indicated the swizzle stick, 60, was allegedly drunk and blocking the sidewalk, and was arrested, ‘cause the nail that sticks out gets hammered.

• Oct. 1: Someone found something somewhere on the 400 block of the Boulevard; meanwhile someone else found an iPhone at some undisclosed location somewhere in town and turned it in too.

• Oct. 1: Police opened an investigation into suspected “general neglect and emotional abuse of a child” on Pecho.

• Sept. 30: Police responded at 10:53 p.m. to the Library in the 600 block of Harbor where they discovered some apparent trespasser. Logs indicated the fellow had five bench warrants and was taken to jail where no one trespasses if they can help it.

• Sept. 30: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 8:30 p.m. in the 1700 block of Main. Logs indicated the driver, 54, was arrested for suspicion of driving on a toot and arrested.

• Sept. 30: Someone turned in a pair of Bushnell binoculars that some apparent birdwatcher — or maybe a peeper — forgot at Monte Young Park at South and Shasta. 

• Sept. 28: Police contacted a suspicious subject at 8:45 p.m. in the 700 block of Monterey. Logs indicated a 27-year-old raucous hombre had two bench warrants and was also a bit of a soup sandwich. He was taken to the Parkinson Plaza to sleep it off.

• Sept. 28: Police responded at 8:11 p.m. to a disturbance in the 1100 block of Front St. A 37-year-old hellcat was nicked for suspicion of being stoned in public and no doubt a menace to society, although that’s one thing they haven’t yet outlawed.

• Sept. 28: Police responded at 5:49 p.m. to the Rock parking lot where some scalawag levied the tourist tax on some unsuspecting lady and stole two purses out of her most likely unlocked car.

• Sept. 28: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 4:54 p.m. in the 1000 block of Embarcadero. Logs indicated the 69-year-old driver was allegedly stupidly driving stupid and arrested, though he was shown a modicum of Grace and cited and released.

• Sept. 28: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 4 p.m. in the 1500 block of Main. Police cited the driver, some 25-year-old apparent snot waffle, for a suspended license.

• Sept. 27: Police responded at 11:53 a.m. to a reported car crack up in the 800 block of Quintana, as the Roundabout claims another victim.

• Sept. 27: Police espied a suspicious subject traipsing down the 1200 block of Morro at 6:52 a.m. Logs indicated the model citizen had four bench warrants and was also allegedly stoned on drugs, which earned him a one-way trip to the hoosegow.

• Sept. 26: Police contacted another suspicious subject at 10:54 a.m. in the beachside encampment in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd. The 27-year-old hooligan had a felony warrant and was allegedly in possession of drug paraphernalia, his stash apparently spent at the beach.

• Sept. 25: Police contacted a repeat customer at 11:35 p.m. in the 800 block of Main. The 22-year-old fellow was on probation and naturally when they searched the citizen of the year, he was allegedly in possession of drugs, too.

• Sept. 25: The Harbor Patrol turned over two keys someone found and apparently gave to them to give to the police to unlock the mystery.

• Sept. 24: Police responded to a disturbance at 4:21 p.m. in the 300 block of Sicily. Logs indicated they took someone in for a 72-hour timeout at County Mental Health, no doubt for our if not their own safety.

• Sept. 24: Someone turned in an Apple smart watch that someone lost somewhere in town, as apparently it’s the watch that’s “smart” not so much the wearer.

• Sept. 23: Police contacted a suspicious subject at 3:12 p.m. in the 400 block of Quintana. Logs indicated the 32-year-old scofflaw had an out-of-state warrant, however, logs indicated police couldn’t verify the amount or even the charge from the “local jurisdiction” and he was released, an apparent case of the juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

• Sept. 23: At 12:34 a.m. police logged in an informational report concerning a Morro Bay felony — reckless skateboarding — committed in the 2600 block of Main, a hanging offense in these here parts.

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