Morro Bay Police Blotter 11-4-2021

Written by Estero Bay News

November 4, 2021

• Oct. 24: Police responded at 9:39 p.m. to a disturbance in the 800 block of Pacific. Logs indicated they restrained an unrestrained fellow, 49, for violating a restraining order. He was hauled to the gulag.
• Oct. 24: Police stopped a suspicious car at 4:41 p.m. in the 200 block of Beach. A 40-year-old driver was cited and released for suspicion of driving slaughtered and could no doubt use a beer about now.
• Oct. 24: Police responded at 12:20 p.m. to a car crash at Kings and Quintana. No gruesome details were available.
• Oct. 24: Police stopped another suspicious car at the highly suspect time of 4:10 a.m. on Hwy 1 at Morro Bay Boulevard. A 26-year-old meatball was pinched for allegedly driving sauced.
• Oct. 24: Police stopped yet another suspicious vehicle at 12:10 a.m. at Main and Radcliff. A 61-year-old juice weasel was arrested for suspicion of driving juiced.
• Oct. 23: Police responded to a nursing facility on Teresa Drive where someone had passed away.
• Oct. 22: Police responded at 5:13 p.m. to a 3-car crash on Main Street at northbound the Hwy 1 off ramp. A car driven by a 22-year-old man exited the highway too fast and overshot the stop sign on Main colliding with a pickup truck, which sent a small motorcycle in the truck bed flying out and hitting a third car coming from the other direction. No injuries were reported in the freak accident, and the speeding driver was nicked for suspicion of driving smashed.
• Oct. 19: Someone found a pair of tri-focal glasses and turned them in to police to see if they can spot the owner.
• Oct. 21: Police responded at 8:36 p.m. to a disturbance in the 3300 block of Tide. Logs indicated a 29-year-old woman was arrested for suspicion of felony domestic violence, a crime that has no gender.
• Oct. 21: Police are investigating a possible case of domestic violence in the 2700 block of Alder.
• Oct. 20: Police responded at 11:45 p.m. in the 400 block of Morro Bay Blvd., as there was apparently some hoo-ha theatrics going on at the Bay Theater. A 40-year-old woman was hauled to the gaol for suspicion of being boozy in public.
• Oct. 20: A citizen in the 600 block of Morro reported his or her car was broken into. No word on the treasures taken. Another car in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd., was also broken into.
• Oct. 20: Police were called at 1:54 p.m. to the 400 block of Avalon where someone left paradise for Heaven.
• Oct. 19: Police responded at 10:09 p.m. to the 1100 block of Market. They arrested a 40-year-old zhlub for suspicion of battery.
• Oct. 19: Someone turned in two cell phones and a Fitbit that some slacker left behind. Police have them now.
• Oct. 19: Police contacted a fellow on Hwy 1 at Morro Bay Boulevard. The 35-year-old scofflaw was cited and released with a promise to appear for a failure to appear warrant.
• Oct. 18: Police stopped a suspicious car in the 300 block of Quintana Pl., at 11:16 p.m., which in this town is a sure bust. The 18-year-old woman driver was cited for a suspended license.
• Oct. 18: Police responded to the 700 block of the Boulevard where a citizen said some scoundrel stole a redwood gate off his fence, proving once again that people will steal anything.
• Oct. 17: Police responded at 9:36 p.m. to a disturbance in the 200 block of Beach. Logs indicated a 35-year-old, lady louse was arrested for suspicion of abuse of her spouse or cohabitant.
• Oct. 17: Police responded to a domestic dust up at 8:30 p.m. in the 1200 block of Embarcadero. A 57-year-old meat sack of testosterone was jailed for allegedly being the aggressor in a domestic violence incident.
• Oct. 17: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 11:50 a.m. somewhere on Main. Logs indicated the fellow driving, 42, got cited for driving with a restricted license “outside of restrictions,” which goes without saying.
• Oct. 16: A disturbance in the 800 block of Pacific brought the police a runnin’ at 11 p.m. A 49-year-old mulish fellow allegedly violated a stay-the-hell-away order.
• Oct. 16: Police responded at 10:08 p.m. to the 2700 block of Elm after someone apparently found an “explosive device.” Logs indicated the Sheriff’s Bomb Squad came out to take it away for a controlled destruction. Sheriff’s spokesman Tony Cipolla said it was a “commercial blasting cap,” which was safely destroyed by the bomb squad.
• Oct. 16: Police responded at 10:39 a.m. to Rite Aid on Quintana Road where they’d apparently nipped a suspicious fellow for having sticky fingers and helping himself to the merchandise, like he was in Frisco or something. The man, 47, was arrested for suspicion of shoplifting and trespassing, as well as alleged possession of illegal drugs and being schwacked on drugs, which explains a lot.
• Oct. 15: Police responded at 11:15 p.m. to the 700 block of Morro Bay Blvd., for a disturbing fellow getting all hurly burly in City Park. The 42-year-old squit was arrested for suspicion of disorderly conduct.
• Oct. 15: Police responded at 9:52 p.m. to a reported assault at the Rodeway Inn and fight club in the 2400 block of Main.
• Oct. 15: At 3:56 p.m. police towed away and jailed an offending vehicle from the 2900 block of Main and sentenced the owner to the DMV to get the registration straightened out.
• Oct. 15: Someone at Main and Las Vegas rolled the bones and drove with a suspended license but crapped out when a policeman had the car towed away.
• Oct. 15: Police were at an inn in the 2400 block of Main at 10:30 a.m. and contacted a familiar fellow with a warrant. The 51-year-old hombre was cited and released with a second disappearance ticket.
• Oct. 15: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9:17 a.m. in the 300 block of Quintana. Logs indicated they had the offensive vehicle towed for expired tags.
• Oct. 14: Police responded at 10 p.m. to a disturbance at an apartment in the 400 block of Napa. Logs indicated a 29-year-old ruffian was nicked for suspicion of battery.
• Oct. 14: Police responded at 6:07 p.m. to the 700 block of Butte for a reported vandalism. Logs indicated a 24-year-old man was arrested for suspicion of vandalism and violating probation, making him a reprobationer.
• Oct. 13: Police responded at 1:19 p.m. to a disturbance in the 1200 block of Main. Logs indicated a 26-year-old apparent hothead was arrested on suspicion of “domestic violence, criminal threats, violation of court ordered stay away, resisting arrest and probation violation.”
• Oct. 13: Police responded at 9:46 a.m. to the high school in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd. Logs indicated a juvenile was taken away for a 72-hour timeout.
• Oct. 11: Police got a tip from Crime Stoppers regarding someone making criminal threats. Police determined the threats actually originated in Cambria, which makes it the Sheriff’s klerfluffle to rectify.
• Oct. 12: Someone stole something in the 1200 block of Morro Ave., and the district attorney will soon hear about.
• Oct. 12: Police sent a crime report to the DA regarding an alleged assault in Los Osos involving two Morro Bay High School students.
• Oct. 11: Police responded at noon to a traffic collision that was, according to logs, at: “Lat: 35 22.206/Lon. -120 51.336,” wherever the hell that is…
• Oct. 11: A citizen reported vandalism to his or her car at Albertson’s Market, in the 700 block of Quintana, as if the prices of food weren’t a bad enough trainwreck.

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