Morro Bay Police Blotter 12-17-2020

• Nov. 29: Police responded to a reported assault at 4:15 p.m. in the 600 block of Morro. Logs indicated they arrested a 46-year-old dingus for suspicion of resisting arrest and infliction of corporal injury to a spouse or cohabitant, and tossed him into the dungeon. It was the second visit to the unhappy home that day for police, who also were called at 7:40 that morning but no arrest was made, an apparent case of second time’s one too many.
• Nov. 29: Police were called to Morro Shores Inn & Suites in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd., where a woman said her friend’s car that she was apparently using got stolen. Officers told her to have her friend report it to the cops in her town, an apparent case of talk to the hand.
• Nov. 28: Police responded to a home in the 900 block of Pecho where they confiscated a firearm after someone apparently got a 72-hour timeout with County Mental Health.
• Nov. 28: Kings Cigarettes Store on Quintana reported the unauthorized use of a credit card, another sign of the perils of smoking.
• Nov. 28: Some scoundrel stole a flag from a condo complex in the 900 block of Morro. No word on what flag was taken, so the target of the anarchy is unknown.
• Nov. 28: Someone reported vandalism at 10:18 a.m. at the Coleman Park. Apparently looking at the dilapidated mess of a park, police couldn’t determine what was vandalized.
• Nov. 28: Police contacted a suspicious man they caught at 2:30 a.m. apparently sneaking around at Coleman Park. The 27-year-old fellow was nicked for a parole violation and alleged possession of drug paraphernalia.
• Nov. 27: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 5 p.m. at Quintana and Kennedy Way. Logs indicated the driver, 46, hit a triple jump — suspended license, probation violation and possession of glass crack pipe — and it was a hop, skip and a jump to the hoosegow.
• Nov. 27: Someone turned in a red, Huffy bicycle they’d found in the 1300 block of Main.
• Nov. 26: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 7 p.m. in the 1200 block of Embarcadero. The 43-year-old driver was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving, possession of paraphernalia, false registration and a suspended license. His lady passenger, 30, no doubt just along for the ride, was nicked on suspicion of being high on drugs.
• Nov. 25: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 9:24 p.m. in the 1800 block of Main. Logs indicated the 50-year-old fellow was cited and released for suspicion of possession of paraphernalia, his stash apparently gone up in smoke.
• Nov. 25: Someone reported an apparent fender-bender at 12:30 p.m. in the Rite Aid parking lot in the 700 block of Quintana. No injuries reported.
• Nov. 24: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 9:30 p.m. at Albertson’s Market on Quintana. The 28-year-old apparent plod was nicked for suspicion of possessing methamphetamine.
• Nov. 23: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at midnight in the 400 block of Quintana that apparently didn’t split town soon enough, as the woman driver, 44, was tossed for suspicion of driving schnookered on hooch and schnuckered on CNS depressants. Logs indicated she was on probation for burglary and so had to give a chemical test.
• Nov. 23: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 8:20 p.m. in the 600 block of Quintana. The driver, 43, had a suspended license and got taken down to the stationhouse, where he was cited and released, a born-again pedestrian.
• Nov. 23: A citizen in the 2700 block of Main had his or her identity stolen, and we have no idea who they are.
• Nov. 22: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9 a.m. in the 900 block of Piney Way. The 49-year-old driver was cited for no license and his car was arrested and towed off to the impound yard.
• Nov. 21: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:22 p.m. on Hwy 1 at Morro Bay Boulevard. Logs indicated the woman driver, 53, was arrested for a suspended license that she knew about because she had three active bench warrants. Her male passenger, 58, had a warrant and the scofflaws shared a cab to the gaol.
• Nov. 21: Some tough luck person reported credit card fraud at the Lucky 7 Store in the 1800 block of Main.
• Nov. 21: A minor car crash was reported at Lila Keiser Park at 2:15 p.m. No injuries reported, but the cars will never be the same.
• Nov. 20: Police responded to a reported assault at 8:24 p.m. in the 2600 block of Ironwood. Logs indicated a 41-year-old apparent battleaxe was arrested for alleged battery on a police officer.
• Nov. 20: A citizen told police that some rapscallion stole the license plate off his trailer.
• Nov. 19: A citizen at Pacific and Bernardo said his or her innocent vehicle was vandalized.
• Nov. 19: Police responded at 5:30 p.m. to an assault reported in the 600 block of Monterey. Logs indicated some bounder slapped a phone out of an ex-girlfriend’s hand, which might explain the “ex” part.
• Nov. 19: Police were called at 10:30 a.m. to the 1700 block of Embarcadero where someone said some apparent Sasquatch stole his Yeti cooler. Police found the wayward ice chest and returned it.
• Nov. 19: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at the suspect time of 1 a.m. in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd. A 25-year-old fellow from Paso Robles got pipped at the post and was arrested for a suspended license and possession of suspected drug paraphernalia. A 29-year-old passenger was arrested for suspicion of giving a false name to the cops, which led them to a bench warrant he had, and then to finding suspected paraphernalia, a case of not leaving the beach party early enough.
• Nov. 19: Police stopped a suspicious fellow traipsing up the 900 block of Morro Bay Blvd. The 46-year-old dude was nicked for suspicion of being high on drugs and possessing a crack pipe.
• Nov. 17: Police responded at 3:18 p.m. to a report of a shot fired in an occupied building at the Sunshine Inn in the 600 block of Main.
• Nov. 16: Police contacted a suspicious man at 8:18 p.m. waltzing along at Main and Marina. Logs indicated the 25-year-old fellow was arrested for suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia and a “usable quantity” of unspecified drugs, which is why you never save a little bit for later. He was cited and released.
• Nov. 16: Some maniac went on a vandalism spree and broke several windows at businesses in the same neighborhood. Several bricks were thrown through the front windows at the Morro Bay Best Buy Thrift Store, 730 MBB. Someone threw a brick through a 3’ by 4’ plate glass window at Foster’s Freeze next door; and someone busted out a window at the Chamber of Commerce half a block away on Harbor Street.
These atrocities follow someone busting out windows at the Achievement House Thrift Store on Morro Bay Boulevard, a few doors down from Foster’s Freeze, several days earlier.