• April 26: And from the found-lost files… Someone found something somewhere and gave it to police, and someone else lost his wallet in the 900 block of Morro Bay Blvd.
• April 26: Police arrested a 38-year-old possible graffidiot for suspicion of felony vandalism in the 700 block of Quintana.
• April 25: Police responded to an assault reported in the 1200 block of Embarcadero. Logs indicated they caught up to their suspect, 49, in the 2900 block of Cedar and cite-released the ruffian for suspicion of battery.
• April 25: Police responded at 11:51 a.m. to a disturbance in the 2000 block of Bayview. Logs indicated a 31-year-old hooligan was arrested for suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and vandalism.
• April 25: Police responded at 9:36 a.m. to Beachcomber and Panay where a bicyclist said some apparently unleashed mongrel collided with him causing him to crash and suffer minor injuries.
• April 24: There was a minor traffic collision reported at 10:23 a.m. in the 3200 block of Beachcomber, and while there was no apparent harm, it doesn’t mean there was no foul.
• April 23: Police responded to an uncivil dispute at 1 p.m. in the 2700 block of Greenwood. They made note of the incident for the inevitable next bit of pettifoggery.
• April 23: Someone in the 2800 block of Cedar lost something and called police to report the Morro Bay felony.
• April 23: Police met up with City parks workers at Lila Keiser Park after some apparently thirsty zhlub vandalized the lock on a City water valve.
• April 22: Police stopped a vehicle at 8:50 p.m. at the Silver City MHP in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd. They cited the 31-year-old scofflaw for a suspended license.
• April 21: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 8:20 p.m. at Bayshore Drive and Main. Logs indicated the master criminal had a stolen front license plate and matching registration. The apparently gobsmacked driver started having a medical issue and was taken to the hospital for treatment. Police wrote it up for the D.A.
• April 21: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 2 a.m. in the 900 block of MBB. Logs indicated the driver, 25, had a warrant related to drugs, driving under the influence of drugs, and possessing drugs and drug paraphernalia. He was mainlined back to jail.
• April: 20: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 8:18 p.m. at City Park on Harbor Street. The 48-year-old apparent idler was nicked for allegedly being higher than the Rock on illegal drugs.
• April 20: Police responded at 2:41 p.m. to Coast Electronics in the 500 block of Quintana after a sticky-fingered thievin’ bilge rat stole something.
• April 20: Police responded at 10:19 a.m. to a traffic collision in the 2800 block of Main at the Del Mar Market, which might not happen if the sheeple would all just stay home…
• April 20: Police responded to the 300 block of MBB at 1:20 a.m. and arrested a 32-year-old man for suspicion of damaging City property, a capital offense in these parts.
• April 19: Police contacted a trespasser at 8:37 p.m. at Main and the Boulevard. The apparent swagman, 61, was canned for suspicion of trespassing and being higher than Black Hill on illegal drugs.
• April 19: Someone turned in shotgun shells he or she found in the 900 block of MBB. Someone else charged over to the stationhouse and turned in a credit card they’d found.
• April 19: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 1:42 p.m. in the 700 block of Embarcadero. The 38-year-old hootin’ Andy was arrested for alleged trespassing — driving on private property without permission.
• April 12: Police responded at 12:15 p.m. to a car crash at Hwy 41 and Ironwood. No word on the extent of the carnage.
• April 18: Police responded at 5:17 p.m. to a car crash in the 800 block of Embarcadero. No apparent injuries were reported, not boding well for the lawsuit sure to follow.
• April 18: Police contacted a regular customer, 35, at 1:23 p.m. in the 700 block of Embarcadero who apparently stood up a judge. He was given another piece of paper and released, soon to have another warrant.
• April 17: A citizen in the 400 block of Elena told police that some thief stole his wallet from his apartment, which sounds like an inside job. In an unrelated matter, someone found a wallet lying in the street in the 1000 block of Kennedy Way.
• April 17: Police contacted a 38-year-old scofflaw in the 800 block of Morro Bay Blvd., who had multiple warrants. He was cited once again and released under the State’s catch-and-release job security program.
• April 16: A citizen in the 2700 block of Hemlock said someone stole his or her family photos and DVDs from their home, proving once again that people will steal anything.
• April 16: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 7:13 a.m. in the 800 block of MBB. The 44-year-old squit was arrested for suspicion of being on narcotics and was booked into the County B&B without too much malarkey.
• April 15: Police responded at 7:24 p.m. to Albertson’s where they’d nabbed a sticky-fingered gentleman. According to logs, the 49-year-old fellow was allegedly deep in his cups and wound up being charged with suspicion of petty theft, drunk driving, and a suspended license. Logs indicated he had a child with him, along with a 36-year-old woman who had two warrants and also got pinched. Logs indicated police wrote a report for alleged child endangerment to send to the District Attorney’s Office.
• April 14: Police contacted a suspicious chap at 4:15 p.m. in the 200 block of Harbor. The man, 32, was arrested for suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia, his stash apparently already shot.
• April 14: An apparently duped citizen in the 2800 block of Dogwood reported fraud.
• April 14: Police are investigating a reported vandalism in the 800 block of Shasta involving a residential and commercial property owned by Horizon Realty and Property Management, according to logs.
• April 13: Some vandal struck the Great American Fish Co., in the 1100 block of Embarcadero. Police have no clue as to who the cowardly scalawag was.
Morro Bay Police Blotter 11-7-2024
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