Morro Bay Police Blotter 10-21-2021

• Oct. 10: A citizen in the 1000 block of Monterey said his or her license plate was lost, dooming them to visit the DMV.
• Oct. 10: Police contacted a regular customer at 5:25 p.m. at the stationhouse on Morro Bay Boulevard. The careless lad, 41, had a warrant and was cited and released to no doubt miss court again.
• Oct. 10: Police towed a car parked in the 300 block of Hill for an expired registration, a hanging offense in this State.
• Oct. 9: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:30 p.m. on Hwy 1 at Yerba Buena. The driver, 19, had a suspended license, and was cited and released.
• Oct. 9: Police responded to the 400 block of Fresno to take a missing person report. No word on whether they’ve been found safe or entirely sound.
• Oct. 9 Police responded at 1:30 p.m. to the 1100 block of Morro for a reported case of elder abuse.
• Oct. 9: Police stopped a car in the 600 block of Harbor and wound up towing it away because the driver apparently didn’t have a license, and no doubt insurance either.
• Oct. 9: Police responded at 7:55 a.m. to the Family Dollar store, 470 Quintana, where some reportedly intoxicated, cranky pants had a bell on every tooth and was causing a ruckus. The 47-year-old sponge was nicked for suspicion of being soaked in public.
• Oct. 8: Police responded at 4:41 p.m. to the 1700 block of Main for a car crash. No juicy details were given.
• Oct. 8: Police contacted a model citizen at 3:38 p.m. at Main and the Boulevard. The 37-year old little fish had two warrants and was cited and tossed back.
• Oct. 8: Police towed off another offending vehicle from the 400 block of Quintana for violation of the 72-hour move-it or lose-it law.
• Oct. 8: Police stopped a suspicious car at 10 a.m. at State Park Road and Main. The driver, 34, was nicked for suspicion of driving on a toot and hauled to the gaol.
• Oct. 7: Police responded at 11:57 p.m. to Coleman Drive at Embarcadero for some fool going wooly-booger. A 19-year-old fellow was arrested for suspicion of being kootered in public.
• Oct. 7: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 11 p.m. at Main and Atascadero Road. The driver, 23 was arrested for suspicion of driving with a snoot full but was eventually cited and released.
• Oct. 7: Police responded to a disturbance at 10 p.m. in the 2400 block of Main. An apparent boozy floozy, 26, was nicked for suspicion of public inebriation.
• Oct. 7: Police responded at 8:12 p.m. to a car crash at Main and Atascadero Rd., site of a future roundabout. No injuries reported.
• Oct. 7: Someone turned over something they found at the Azure Dunes beach access. If you can guess what it is, you should get a show in Vegas.
• Oct. 7: Police worked a car crackup at the high school.
• Oct. 7: A 43-year-old hombre apparently gave himself up at the police station on two warrants. He was given another disappearance ticket and released.
• Oct. 6: Police stopped a suspicious car at 7:53 p.m. in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd. The 41-year-old driver was allegedly schnockered and they cited him and let him go, presumably with some un-schnockered person driving.
• Oct. 6: Police caught up to a couple of alleged thieves at 2:45 p.m. in the 300 block of Embarcadero. One alleged klepto, 30, was cited for suspicion of petty theft and another fellow, 27, was cited on suspicion of possessing stolen property, which sounds a bit like conspiracy, too.
• Oct. 6: Police investigated a reported case of suspected child abuse on Bolton but concluded it was unfounded. They looked into another report of child abuse on Madera and that one too was deemed unfounded.
• Oct. 6: Police responded to the 2400 block of Main for a reported burglary of an unlocked storage container and a locked vehicle by some apparently determined thieves.
• Oct. 5: Police responded at 4:16 p.m. to another car crash at MBB and Piney Way.
• Oct. 5: Police contacted a man in the 300 block of Quintana. The 37-year-old negligentleman had neglected to appear on four warrants, so police issued him another.
• Oct. 5: Police responded to an uncivil dispute at 4:35 a.m. in the 500 block of Quintana. Logs indicated the beef was over an alleged stolen car, which ought to be easy enough to settle.
Note: The media logs for the week of Sept. 26-Oct. 3 were missing the date for each entry. So the dates for the following entries were guesstimated by the reporter.
• Oct. 3: Police documented a case of vandalism by some misbegotten knaves in the 2800 block of Alder.
• Oct. 3: Police contacted some scofflaw at 6:40 p.m. in the 1400 block of Teresa Dr. The nillionaire had a bench warrant, was issued another disappearance ticket and released.
• Oct. 3: Not to be outdone, police contacted another rogue fellow, 38, in City Park at 3:51 p.m. who had five bench warrants. Alas, he too was cited and released to continue his walk on the wild side.
• Oct. 2: Police responded at 10:10 p.m. to a reported house burglary in the 900 block of Monterey. Logs indicated the unknown scoundrel used a spare key, which sounds like an inside job.
• Oct. 2: Miner’s Ace Hardware in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd., said some thief used the help-yourself lane. No word on what booty was pinched.
• Oct. 2: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 4:24 p.m. in the 600 block of Quintana. The 52-year old had a pair of bench warrants and was dealt a future third and released ‘til next time…
• Oct. 2: Police towed an offensive vehicle parked so long as to apparently fluffle the sneetches in the 400 block of Trinidad.
• Oct. 2: Police contacted one of their best customers at 10:50 a.m. in the 700 block of Embarcadero. The 40-year-old fellow had a warrant and was cited and released onto the carousel, but sorry there’s no brass ring.
• Oct. 2: Somebody found something somewhere in the 300 block of Embarcadero sometime overnight. Police have that something stored somewhere hoping someone will claim it sometime soon.
• Oct. 2: Police contacted a wanted man, 41, at 12:30 a.m. in the 1700 block of Main. The swizzle stick had a warrant and was actually arrested.
• Oct. 1: A citizen turned in a gold wedding band they’d found at some undisclosed location, the ring loser is encouraged to claim it before his wife finds out.
• Oct. 1: A citizen in the 300 block of Piney Way had the catalytic converter stolen off his or her car.
• Oct. 1: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at the suspect time of 12:11 a.m. for some mechanical violation. The woman driver, 43, had a suspended license. She was cited and her car imprisoned in impound, which hardly seems fair.
• Oct. 1: Someone found a bicycle and rode it over to the police station.
• Sept. 30: Police contacted some swizzle stick sashaying down the 700 block of Quintana. The 37-year-old borracho was nicked for suspicion of being saucy in public.
• Sept. 30: Police responded at 2:40 a.m. to a disturbance in the 400 block of Rennel. A 25-year-old apparent ruffian was arrested for suspicion of battery.
• Sept. 30: Police responded at 5:30 p.m. to a hit-n-split in the Albertson’s parking lot. Police identified the moonraker responsible and filed a complaint with the district attorney. They responded at 7:45 p.m. to another smash-n-dash in the Coast Electronics parking lot and that dirty fiend apparently got clean away.
• Sept. 29: The school officer documented at 8:45 a.m. a fight between three students at the high school. No word on who won but all three will no doubt lose.
• Sept. 28: Police arrested another Mamaluke with a warrant at 10:24 p.m. in the 700 block of Quintana.
• Sept. 26: Police responded at 2 p.m. to the 800 block of Piney Way where a citizen said his or her RV was stolen while it was in for service at a local business. At 10 p.m. police logged in some property that was recovered in connection with this case.