Morro bay Police Blotter 11-18-2021

• Nov. 3: A citizen in the 500 block of Atascadero Road reported a phone scam but thus far they’ve been able to thwart the scoundrels, because you never bow before hyenas.
• Nov. 3: Someone’s a little lighter in the fanny after losing a fanny pack, which was turned over to police.
• Nov. 3: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 11:36 a.m. outside 501 Embarcadero at the Embarcadero Inn. The belle of the ball, 32, was allegedly in possession of drug paraphernalia and cited, her stash no doubt already spent.
• Nov. 3: At 12:26 a.m., police contacted a suspicious fellow in the 1700 block of Embarcadero. The apparent swagman, 37, had eight failure-to-appear warrants and was of course issued his future ninth FTA and released, no doubt snickering.
• Nov. 2: At 3:30 p.m. police responded to the 2700 block of Alder for a reported sexual assault.
• Nov. 2: At 12:31 p.m. police responded to a disturbance in the 600 block of Bay. Logs indicated a 32-year-old hombre was arrested for suspicion of domestic battery, petty theft, violating a stay-the-hell away order, and false imprisonment, which is where this piojo ought to be heading.
• Nov. 2: Police responded at 10:19 a.m. to a disturbance in the 2700 block of Elm, where they took another restraining order violation report that was forwarded to the District Attorney.
• Nov. 1: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:35 p.m. at Errol and Main for a code violation. Logs indicated the driver, 35, was cited for a bench warrant and released, the code violation apparently forgiven.
• Nov. 1: A citizen in the 1900 block of Sunset had his wallet and license plate stolen out of and off his vehicle, which poses a dilemma — navigating the DMV without an I.D.
• Nov. 1: Police contacted a man at 2 p.m. in the 500 block of Quintana. The 29-year-old scofflaw had a misdemeanor warrant and was issued a disappearance ticket.
• Nov. 1: Someone found something somewhere at Morro Bay High School and turned it over to police.
• Oct. 31: Someone found something else somewhere at the high school, a clear pattern of behavior that must be stamped out.
• Oct. 31: Police responded at 7 p.m. to the 700 block of Embarcadero. Logs indicated a 22-year-old woman was arrested for suspicion of driving smashed after she reportedly crashed into three parked cars.
• Oct. 31: Police responded at 2:14 p.m. to the 1100 block of Monterey where a citizen said some scalawag boosted their car while it was parked outside their apartment no doubt minding its own business, too.
• Oct. 31: Police responded at 1:51 a.m. to a report of some creep creeping around in the 900 block of Piney Way. A 29-year-old fellow was arrested for suspicion of trespassing.
• Oct. 30: Police responded at 7:09 p.m. to an apparent drive-by shooting in the 500 block of Morro Bay Blvd. Logs indicated a woman said she was walking her dog when a dastardly fellow passing her in a car fired a rifle of some sort and hit her causing injury. Logs indicated police suspect someone with a BB gun or an air soft gun was the culprit.
• Oct. 30: Someone in the 800 block of Embarcadero reported felony vandalism apparently by a known vandalass, as a report was sent to the D.A. to file charges.
• Oct. 29: Some graffidiot struck in the 1700 block of Main leaving their foul filthery for someone else to clean up.
• Oct. 28: At 11:36 p.m. police encountered a swizzle stick traipsing down the 600 block of Quintana. The fellow, 36, was nicked for suspicion of belting the grape in public.
• Oct. 28: Police responded at 9:25 p.m. to Rite Aid in the 700 block of Quintana. A 23-year-old man was reportedly caught trespassing and police cited the intruder and released him to catch again another day.
• Oct. 28: Police responded at 4:40 p.m. to a disturbance in the 300 block of Tahiti. A 44-year-old rogue was allegedly trespassing and issued a ticket, so he’s in trouble now…
• Oct. 22: Police investigated a possible case of alleged child abuse on North Main but logs indicated it was apparently unfounded.
• Oct. 18: Someone found a wallet somewhere in town and turned it over to police to hunt up the owner.
• Oct. 27: Police responded at 11 a.m. to Rite Aid where they’d caught some sticky-fingered alleged shoplifter, 47, who apparently thought he was in San Francisco.
• Oct. 26: At 8 p.m. police responded to a disturbance in City Park, 734 Harbor. A 33-year-old raucous fellow was involved in some sort of nincompoopery. He was checked into the Parkinson Plaza to sleep it off.
• Oct. 26: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 3:23 p.m. in the 900 block of Morro Bay Blvd. Police were stimulated to arrest a 23-year-old fellow for suspicion of being high on stimulants. They booked and later released the over-stimulated model citizen.
• Oct. 25: Police responded at 11:18 p.m. to the 700 block of Quintana for a suspicious subject call. Logs indicated they contacted a 47-year-old regular customer who had a warrant, which led to a search where they allegedly discovered drugs and paraphernalia in his possession. Still, he was cited and released.
• Oct. 25: Police responded to the 300 block of Dunbar where a citizen claimed to be the victim of a burglary and a .45-caliber handgun was stolen. Logs indicated family members told police he might have misplaced the gun. Police said “Nature of missing handgun unknown,” which isn’t very comforting. In an unrelated matter, someone in the 2200 block of Emerald Cr., turned in a rifle and ammunition for police to destroy, as the universe reaches another shaky equilibrium.