Morro Bay Police Blotter 12-2-2021

Written by Estero Bay News

December 2, 2021

• Nov. 21: Police responded at 3:50 p.m. to a disturbance in the 1100 block of Allesandro. Logs indicated they arrested some 65-year-old louse for alleged abuse of his spouse, so they carted him off to the big house.
• Nov. 21: Police towed off an offensive parked vehicle from the 700 block of Harbor for its owner not giving up the arm and leg demanded by the DMV.
• Nov. 19: Someone turned over some undisclosed item they found somewhere in the 1100 block of Main, and after 30 days, it’s finder’s keepers.
• Nov. 20: Police responded at midnight to the Inn at Morro Bay where some she-devil was apparently raising Caine. The 31-year-old raucous tomato was tossed into the clink for being stewed.
• Nov. 20: Police responded at 10:55 p.m. to a condo complex in the 900 block of Morro Ave., for a theft report. An apparent tourist said some scalawag stole his or her luggage and its contents worth some $5,000, which is a felony even in San Francisco.
• Nov. 20: Someone found presumably a woman’s purse somewhere in town and gave it to police.
• Nov. 19: A citizen in the 400 block of Panay told police that he or she was the victim of a phone scam and had lost a whopping $10,000, in what is just about the crime of the century for these parts.
• Nov. 19: Police contacted an apparent bail jumper at 2:49 p.m. in the 2900 block of Beachcomber and nicked the fool for violation of his PRCS.
• Nov. 19: Another citizen reported getting ripped off via false pretenses by a phone scam, this time at Rite Aid on Quintana.
• Nov. 19: Someone gave police something they’d found at Morro Bay High School. No word on what it was but you can probably bet it wasn’t schoolwork.
• Nov. 19: Police responded at 6:49 a.m. to a reported assault in the 300 block of Embarcadero. Police reported they have no leads to report.
• Nov. 19: Police contacted a wanted fellow at 2 a.m. in the 500 block of Quintana, and no doubt up to no good at that hour. The 51-year-old nodcock had a felony warrant and was nicked.
• Nov. 18: Police responded at 7 p.m. to the 700 block of Quintana where some poor schmoe said his car was stolen.
• Nov. 18: At 1 p.m. police contacted a suspicious subject in City Park, 734 Harbor St. Logs indicated the apparent moonraker, 29, had a bench warrant. He was given another ticket to slide and released, part of the ol’ catch-and-release job security program.
• Nov. 18: Police caught up to the crook of the week at noon in the 1100 block of Napa. The 47-year-old snake had six bench warrants but was issued a seventh and allowed to slither away.
• Nov. 18: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 11:47 a.m. loitering behind the Flavor Factory in the 400 block of Quintana. The lawless lass, 34, had a bench warrant and was issued her second and allowed to skate away.
• Nov. 18: Yet another wanted person, a 42-year-old man, was caught loitering about in the 500 block of Quintana who had a bench warrant and once again the fooliot was cited and released.
• Nov. 17: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:14 p.m. in the 900 block of Piney Way. Logs indicated the 58-year-old woman driver was arrested for suspicion of driving sassified.
• Nov. 17 Police responded at 8:42 p.m. to the 200 block of Morro. A 23-year-old fellow was arrested for suspicion of being spanked in public and allegedly providing alcohol and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile delinquent.
• Nov. 17 Police document a minor traffic bust-up in the 600 block of Quintana.
• Nov. 17: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 5:14 a.m. in the 1700 block of Main. The 23-year-old misbegotten knave was popped for suspicion of being high on drugs.
• Nov. 16: Police towed away an orphaned vehicle left in the 1300 block of Main.
• Nov. 16: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9:31 p.m. in the 800 block of Morro Bay Blvd., which is right in front of the police station. The 52-year-old driver was arrested for suspicion of being half cut at the wheel.
• Nov. 16: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 8:52 p.m. in the 700 block of Quintana. A 27-year-old driver was tossed into the dungeon for suspicion of driving lambasted.
• Nov. 16: Police responded at 8:32 p.m. to the 600 block of MBB where they arrested a 36-year-old apparent grifter for suspicion of purchasing a prescription medication using a forged prescription and the model citizen also had a no-bail warrant out of Monterey County.
• Nov. 16: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 12:37 p.m. at Main and Driftwood. The 56-year-old apparent bail-jumper had a bench warrant and was issued another and released to go about his heathen ways.
• Nov. 16: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 10 a.m. at the City Park and homeless clubhouse. The 63-year-old apparent slugabed had a warrant and when searched, police allegedly found a suspected crack pipe in her possession, so she’s in real trouble now.
• Nov. 15: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:47 p.m. in the 1600 block of Main. The 46-year-old fellow driving and his 40-year-old female passenger each had three bench warrants. Both were given another disappearance ticket and sent on their merry way.
• Nov. 14: Police caught some apparent would-be thief lurking about at 12:15 a.m. in the 2100 block of Main. Logs indicated the sneaky muchacho, 19, was cited and released accused of petty theft and vehicle tampering.
• Nov. 13: Police responded to Rite Aid at 7:49 p.m. after they reported a suspected shoplifter. Logs indicated the fellow said “Oops” returned to pay amends for his sin and was forgiven.
• Nov. 13: Some Pilgrim on Piney Lane turned in firearms and ammunition they were aiming to be rid of.
• Nov. 12: Police towed a vehicle parked too long in the 3000 block of Main, no doubt they tired of looking at it. A 72-hour move-it ticket preceded the impoundment.
• Nov. 12: Police responded at 11 a.m. to the 400 block of Morro Bay Blvd., for a traffic collision. There were no injuries reported, but the poor fence will need some tending to.
• Nov. 12: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9:42 a.m. for some no doubt trumped up code violation. Logs indicated the woman driver, 42, was cited for a suspended license and no proof of insurance, though surely the DMV could verify one way or the other.
• Nov. 11: Police responded at 3:15 p.m. to the 300 block of Embarcadero for a reported case of “forcible rape” that was reclassified as “sexual assault.” An investigation was launched.
• Nov. 11: Police contacted a familiar foe at 11:18 a.m. in City Park. The 28-year-old Mamaluke was arrested for violating parole.
• Nov. 10: Police responded at 11:38 p.m. to the 2300 block of Nutmeg where they arrested a 37-year-old apparent scofflaw who had a felony and a misdemeanor warrant and chucked him into the County B&B. A 23-year-old secret agent Double-O I.Q. at the same address had three bench warrants. He was given another ticket to ignore and released, spared that walk of shame down Hwy 1.
• Nov. 10: Police took a report of suspected financial elder abuse at an undisclosed location in town and will investigate.
• Nov. 10: At 1:17 p.m. police arrested an apparent street yob and ruffian for suspicion of felony vandalism and misdemeanor assault in the 200 block of Atascadero Road.
• Nov. 10: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 10:25 p.m. in the 400 block of Morro Bay Blvd. Logs indicated the zoom-zoomer was allegedly in possession of and spun on methamphetamine.
• Nov. 10: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 2:13 a.m. — a dead giveaway every time — in the 1200 block of Atascadero Road. A 19-year-old rookie was nicked for suspicion of driving stupid, and doing it when you’re a minor. The dingus was taken downtown, booked and eventually released to his no doubt proud parents.
• Nov. 10: Another model citizen with a bench warrant was contacted at 12:53 a.m. in the 700 block of the boulevard. The 35-year-old squit was cited and released to catch another day.
• Nov. 9: A citizen in the 400 block of Embarcadero reported his or her catalytic converter was stolen, and yet their car probably never ran better.
• Nov. 8: Police took a courtesy report concerning some undisclosed incident that occurred between residents at Bayside Care Center on Teresa Drive. No word on what was no doubt a scandalous event.

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