Morro Bay Police Blotter 9-8-2022

Written by Estero Bay News

September 10, 2022

• Aug. 28: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 2:47 p.m. for a code violation. Logs indicated they towed away the poor dingus’ car for expired tags, which seems rather harsh.

• Aug. 28: Police spied a familiar foe at 2:36 p.m. in the 300 block of Surf. The 46-year-old scofflaw had three bench warrants, but was issued another disappearance ticket and released.

• Aug. 28: Police responded at 12:45 p.m. to the 400 block of Harbor where they arrested another vagrant vehicle for parking in one place too long, a hanging offense in these parts.

• Aug. 28: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10 a.m. in the 900 block of Pacific. Logs indicated the driver, 49, was cited and released for expired tags but his truck got arrested, which hardly seems fair.

• Aug. 28: Police contacted more lazybones at 9:24 a.m. apparently in the Creekbed Estates of the 400 block of Quintana. One apparent lollygagger, 50, and a 53-year-old lollygaggerette got cited for bench warrants, apparently not worth the gas to haul to jail.

• Aug. 27: Police responded at 1:25 p.m. to a disturbance in the 300 block of Quintana. A 33-year-old apparent loudmouth was nicked for making terrorist threats of a felonious nature, a case of words really can hurt you.

• Aug. 27: Police responded at 11:50 a.m. to a disturbance in the 1600 block of Main. Logs indicated a 32-year-old model citizen was arrested for suspicion of being high on drugs and giving police a fake name, which apparently didn’t fool anyone.

• Aug. 26: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 9 p.m. at Rite Aid in the 700 block of Quintana. Logs indicated he was nicked for suspicion of being moellered in public and hauled to the dungeon to sleep it off.

• Aug. 26: Police responded at 3:30 p.m. in the 800 block of Morro for a reported battery. Logs indicated there was no victim as apparently both combatants were “dependent adults,” so Adult Protective Services was called to sort out this mess.

• Aug. 26: Police took a report of vehicle burglary in the 3000 block of Beachcomber.

• Aug. 26: Police responded at 12:30 p.m. to the 300 block of Orcas St., for a theft report. Logs indicated the victim’s Social Security Number was used to fraudulently open credit card accounts; to which the only defense against is having crappy credit.

• Aug. 26: Police responded at 11:51 a.m. to the 1700 block of Embarcadero where they arrested some mope for being on dope.

• Aug. 25: A resident on South Bay Boulevard complained to police about his neighbor harassing him and trespassing on his property. Logs indicated officers attempted to serve the fool with a PC 602 letter, advising him to stop trespassing, “however he refused to sign,” logs said. 

• Aug. 26: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 8 a.m. in the 1800 block of Atascadero Rd. Logs indicated the driver, 31, got cited for driving on a suspended license. No word on whether his car was arrested.

• Aug. 26: At 7:40 a.m. police contacted a wanted man in the 400 block of Atascadero Rd. The 30-year-old was hauled to the gaol for three bench warrants, and won’t the judge be happy to see him.

• Aug. 25: At 9:40 p.m. a woman in the 800 block of Main told police about a case of sexual battery, but she didn’t want to press charges.

• Aug. 25: Police responded at 4:17 p.m. to the 2900 block of Dogwood where some doggone mutt stole an electric bike.

• Aug. 25: At noon police stopped a suspicious vehicle in the area of Main and Dunes. The driver, 50, was cited for talking on a cell phone while driving and driving on a suspended license. His car got towed away.

• Aug. 25: Police responded at 9:22 a.m. to a disturbance in the 200 block of Main. Someone was put on a 72-hour timeout for being “gravely disabled,” and a danger to him or her self.

• Aug. 24: Police contacted a suspicious looking dude just before midnight in the 600 block of Quintana. The rascal, 31, was nicked for suspicion of possessing illegal drugs and a crack pipe. 

• Aug. 23: Police responded at 6:37 p.m. to a disturbance in the 2200 block of Emerald Circle. A 61-year-old borracho was arrested for suspicion of being drunk in public, disorderly conduct and a bench warrant. He was hauled to the Parkinson Plaza and put out of our misery.

• Aug. 23: Police responded at 1:48 p.m. to a car crash on Hwy 1 at San Jacinto, as the infamous highway stoplights claim two more.

• Aug. 23: Police responded at 10 a.m. to Albertson’s on Quintana to deal with a pest of a fellow. Logs indicated the 29-year-old squit was arrested for a bench warrant and also issued a trespassing warning for the premises, which ought to get rid of him for sure.

• Aug. 23: Police responded at 6 a.m. to a disturbance in the 300 block of Quintana. They contacted a 36-year-old apparent nillionaire and arrested him for suspicion of being stinky in public.

• Aug. 22: Police responded at 10:30 p.m. to a disturbance in the 1600 block of Main. Logs indicated they arrested a 30-year-old fellow for a bench warrant, suspicion of disorderly conduct and being smashed in public, which explains a lot.

• Aug. 22: Police responded at 5:22 p.m. to the 2000 block of Sunset where a citizen said his innocent car was vandalized. 

• Aug. 22: Police responded at 1:11 p.m. to a store in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd. A 43-year-old sticky-fingered fellow was jailed for suspicion of shoplifting.

• Aug. 22: Police responded at 11:20 a.m. to a car crash in the 900 block of Morro Bay Blvd., as the roundabout claims two more victims.

• Aug. 22: Police responded at 7:39 a.m. to a disturbance in the 600 block of Quintana. A 37-year-old inebriated fellow was nicked for suspicion of being dumb-belled at Anytime Fitness.

• Aug. 21: Police responded at 2:30 p.m. to the 700 block of Marina for a report of some sinner committing elder abuse. Officers took a report for Adult Protective Services, a potential case of taking the Fifth for breaking the Fifth.

• Aug. 21: At 3:21 p.m. police towed off an offending vehicle from Atascadero Road for not giving the DMV its annual pound of flesh. Earlier, at 11:42 a.m. on Hwy 1 at San Jacinto, police stopped a suspicious woman and regular customer. Logs indicated she was cited for an expired registration and police even towed her car off, a potential death sentence for that 2-wheeled menace.

• Aug. 20: Police responded at 2:17 p.m. to a car crash in the 1400 block of Main. 

• Aug. 20: Police responded to the 1300 block of Bolton Dr., where someone’s vehicle was deleted.

• Aug. 20: The registration patrol was at it again, this time towing off a vehicle from Elena Street for expired tags, and you wondered how California managed to amass a $90 billion budget surplus during a worldwide pandemic.

• Aug. 20: Thieves were at work overnight in the 900 block of Anchor. Logs indicated several cars were burglarized and one was stolen, an apparent case of eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

• Aug. 20: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 3 a.m. at Shasta and Anchor. Logs indicated the 30-year-old swizzle stick was allegedly schwacked and was taken to the County B&B to sleep it off.

• Aug. 19: Police responded to the 500 block of Downing at 11:30 p.m. for a reported burglary. No word on what booty was pinched.

• Aug. 19: Police responded to the 1000 block of Balboa to referee an uncivil dispute. 

• Aug. 19: The war on deadbeat cars wages on, as another apparent slugabed had his car towed off from Casitas and Nutmeg for parking in one place too long.

• Aug. 19: Police responded at 12:30 p.m. to the Morro Dunes RV Park in the 1700 block of Embarcadero where someone had some camping gear walk off in the middle of the night, as the tourist tax is once again levied.

• Aug. 19: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at noon at Main and Beach for some undisclosed code violation. Logs indicated a 56-year-old scofflaw was cited for s suspended license, but for some reason his car wasn’t towed.

• Aug. 18: Someone turned in a Dodge key fob with five keys on it to unlock the mystery.

• Aug. 18: A citizen came to the police station to report a double sin case of fraud by false pretense, aka stealing by lying, an apparent offense to the Big Guy upstairs.

• Aug. 18: Police responded to the 1000 block of Market where some poor fisherman said some tool stole his rod and reel.

• Aug. 17: Police took a vandalism to vehicle report in the 2900 block of Main. 

• Aug. 17: Someone turned in a bunch of ammunition they were aiming to get rid of.

• Aug. 16: Police responded at 8 a.m. to the 300 block of Tulare to conduct a background check, no word on whether the person passed.

• Aug. 16: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 9:34 p.m. in the 1700 block of Quintana. The 36-year-old schmoe got nicked for a bench warrant.

• Aug. 16: Police responded at 3:30 p.m. to the 500 block of Kings where another citizen left paradise for Heaven.

• Aug. 16: Police responded at 11 a.m. to the 1200 block of Hillcrest. Logs indicated a 21-year-old ruffian went to the house and “got into a physical fight over speeding,” also called road rage. A report for assault was sent to the D.A. for possible action.

• Aug. 16: A police report of suspected child abuse at a home in the 700 block of Morro was sent to the D.A.

• Aug. 15: Police responded at 5:39 p.m. to the 2400 block of Hemlock where someone found a bicycle on their property that didn’t belong to them, also called a Morro Bay felony.

• Aug. 15: Police responded at 8:42 a.m. to Morro Rock where some dude said some bogus hooligan broke into his ride while he was hittin’ the waves and hangin’ ten.

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