Aug. 1: Police found a vehicle at Cypress and Main and towed the car away for a parking violation, and the world is safe once again for democracy.
July 31: Police contacted a woman at 6:50 p.m. at the police station in the 800 block of Morro Bay Blvd. Logs indicated she was arrested on numerous charges including suspicion of resisting arrest with violence and battery on a police officer. The apparently feral cat was tossed into the gaol.
July 31: Police responded at 5:47 p.m. to a disturbance in the 900 block of MBB. Logs indicated they contacted a man, 45, and a woman, 36, and arrested ‘ol Bungle and Claude for suspicion of being bent in public.
July 31: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 5:33 p.m. who was going all woolly-booger at City Park in the 700 block of Harbor. The 49-year-old model citizen was nicked for suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia; her stash no doubt hidden where the sun don’t shine and the cops won’t look.
July 31: Police responded at 4:46 p.m. to Albertson’s Market where they’d caught an apparently sticky-fingered woman, 77, allegedly using the help-yourself lane. She was cited and released, presumably empty-handed.
July 31: At 11:30 a.m. in the 900 block of Piney Way police contacted a regular customer, 69, who had a bench warrant. He was issued a second disappearance ticket and released to catch again another day.
July 29: Police took a missing person report at an RV park in the 1700 block of Embarcadero.
July 29: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 10:49 p.m. on Hwy 1. The driver, 51 was arrested for suspicion of drugged driving, possession of drugs and paraphernalia. His citizen of the year passenger, 51, was nicked on a bunch of bench warrants and “drug related charges,” according to logs. Both men were hauled to hoosegow, where naughty boys end up.
July 29: Police contacted a disorderly man and woman at 3:14 p.m. in the 600 block of Quintana Rd. The pair, both 63, was arrested for allegedly being schnuckered in public.
July 29: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 3:15 p.m. outside Albertson’s who of course had a warrant, and low and behold also had suspected drug paraphernalia.
July 29: A citizen in the 600 block of Piney Way turned in four firearms for police to destroy, gun control one pistol at a pop.
July 29: Police contacted a regular customer in the 700 block of Quintana who had half dozen bench warrants. She was issued a seventh and released to go forth and sin no more.
July 29: Police contacted a familiar face at 12:08 p.m. The 32-year-old probationer was arrested for suspicion of resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia.
July 29: Another regular customer, 39, was spotted by police at 10 a.m. in the 900 block of Atascadero Rd. He naturally had a warrant and was given another ticket to Le carousel.
July 29: A citizen in the 300 block of Island reported credit card fraud, the scourge of the modern, wired world.
July 29: A citizen in the 600 block of Elena reported a case of forgery and mail theft. Police sent a report to the District Attorney.
July 28: Police documented the towing away of a red 2000 Audi A4 from La Loma and Allesandro.
July 28: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 3 p.m. in the 1700 block of Main. The 41-year-old scofflaw had a bench warrant and was issued another useless piece of paper and released.
July 28: Police stopped a suspicious car at 12:22 p.m. in the 100 block of Kennedy Way. The 79-year-old driver was ticketed for driving on a suspended license, no doubt an understandable oversight at that age.
July 28: Police stopped a suspicious car at 8:43 a.m. at Scott and Beach. The 45-year-old driver was cut a ticket for a suspended license and alleged possession of a switchblade.
July 27: Police contacted a suspicious fellow, 29, at 4:55 p.m. in the area of Quintana Place and Main. He was tossed into the gulag for suspicion of possessing methamphetamine and paraphernalia.
July 27: Some scoundrel rode off with a bicycle in the 200 block of Pacific.
July 26: Police responded to a report of a disorderly man running around like a fox on fire at 7:39 p.m. in the 1700 block of Embarcadero. A 47-year-old man was arrested for suspicion of being strunked in public.
July 26: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 5:46 p.m. in the 300 block of Quintana. Logs indicated the driver, 37, had three bench warrants and a suspended license to boot. He was of course issued another ticket and released.
July 26: Police responded to the 1300 block of Berwick for a report of a voluntarily missing, at-risk adult, which while not against the law, is certainly concerning.
July 26: Police at Sunset and Atascadero Road towed away a car for violation of the City’s parking-in-one-place-too-long law.
July 25: Police contacted a 54-year-old fellow at 4:19 p.m. in the 200 block of Atascadero Rd., and arrested the apparent master criminal for an outstanding warrant.
July 25: Police responded at 12:18 p.m. to a traffic collision at Sienna and Sandalwood. No juicy details were available.
July 25: Police contacted two suspicious people at 9:35 p.m. on Quintana Road. A 63-year-old man was booked into County Jail on a warrant and suspicion of possessing drug paraphernalia. A 49-year-old woman was cited for allegedly possessing paraphernalia and released, as their stash had apparently gone up in smoke.
July 24: Police contacted another suspicious fellow at 11 p.m. in the 400 block of Atascadero Rd. The apparent ne’er do well had a bench warrant and was given his second, no doubt part of the new catch-and-release job-security program.
July 24: Police contacted a trio of hammered fellows at 9:48 p.m. in the 1000 block of Market. Logs indicated all three were booked into County jail, a possible case of arrive on vacation and leave on probation.
July 24: Police responded at 12:49 p.m. to a disturbance in the 900 block of Morro. Logs indicated a 32-year-old woman was hooked up for suspicion of being stoned, and possession of suspected narcotics, and of course the shining example also had a warrant.
July 24: Police contacted two suspicious men at 10 a.m. in City Park. One, 29, had nine bench warrants and the other apparent idler was lagging behind with just four warrants. Both were issued fresh summonses and released no doubt to go have a good laugh.
July 23: Police and firefighters responded at 2:48 p.m. to the 2400 block of Main for a reported fire at the Rodeway Inn. Logs indicated that illegal drugs were found inside the room, ironic, as the place is slated to be turned into a drug rehab facility.
July 23: Someone found a wallet and gave it to police to find the owner. Someone else turned in a wallet found on July 21.
July 23: Police responded at 9:03 a.m. to a traffic crash at the Roundabout. Then at 9:55 a.m. there was another hairy crack-up at Kodiak and Main. No injuries were reported in either.
July 22: A citizen in the 2000 block of Seaview reported his or her license plate had been lost, or more likely stolen.
July 21: Police responded to a disturbance at 5:35 p.m. at Morro Rock. Logs indicated they arrested a 32-year-old hombre and charged him with battery.
July 21: Another car crash was reported at 3:42 p.m. on Embarcadero at Pacific. No injuries reported nor arrests made, as it was no doubt chalked up to tourists driving.
July 20: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 11:45 p.m. at Main and Atascadero Road. Logs indicated the driver, 46, was nicked for suspicion of drunk driving. He was cited and released, a case of COVID — the stay out of jail free card.
July 20: Police stopped a suspicious car at 10:49 p.m. at Pacific and Shasta for some no doubt trumped up code violation. Logs indicated the driver, 66, had a bench warrant out of San Berdoo and was cited and released with a no doubt solemn promise to appear… this time.
July 20: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 9:45 p.m. in the 200 block of Harbor. The driver, 56, was arrested for suspicion of driving in the horrors, and later released.
July 20: Police stopped another suspicious vehicle at 9 .m. in the 1200 block of Main. The idjit driver was cited and released for a suspended license.
July 19: Police are investigating vandalism at Del Mar Elementary School on Sequoia.
July 19: Police got two reports of traffic collisions within seconds of each other at 12:29 p.m. One was at Main and Surf and the other in the 200 block of Pacific, a case of when it rains it pours.
July 19: A citizen in the 2000 block of Sunset said someone pedaled off with his or her bicycle.
July 19: Police contacted a suspicious woman at the suspect time of 3:24 a.m., well past decent folks’ curfew. The 21-year-old belle of the ball was arrested for suspicion of being stoned on drugs and possession of a crack pipe. She was booked into the County detox center to sleep it off.