Morro Bay Police Blotter 4-7-2022

Written by Estero Bay News

April 7, 2022

• March 27: Police responded to the 700 block of Quintana where they encountered a suspicious fellow, 63, who it turned out had four misdemeanor warrants and one felony warrant, and as they say, five will get you 20 months.

• March 27: Someone in the 400 block of Atascadero Rd., reportedly found a wallet in the trash bin and turned it over to police, who said it had been reported stolen by Atascadero police, who apparently came to fetch it.

• March 26: Police responded at 11:30 p.m. to a reported assault in the 3200 block of Nutmeg. Logs indicated a 37-year-old apparent ruffian was nicked for suspicion of battery with great bodily injury. The disagreeable cur was tossed in the County kennel.

• March 26: Someone turned in some junk they’d found along with undisclosed drug paraphernalia apparently in the 1600 block of Main. 

• March 26: A citizen in the 1700 block of Embarcadero reported that his or her black, Segway Bird electric scooter was stolen. 

• March 25: Police responded at 7:43 a.m. to the 900 block of Main where some apparently unwelcomed lay-about, 55, got himself cited for trespassing at two different locations.

• March 24: Police responded at 10 p.m. to the La Serena Inn in the 900 block of Morro to deal with an apparent snot waffle making a pest of herself. The 47-year-old belle of the ball trespasser had five bench warrants and was allegedly in possession of drug paraphernalia but she was just cited and released.

• March 24: Police contacted a suspicious fellow at 2:30 p.m. in the 500 block of Atascadero Rd. The fellow, 39, was nicked for suspicion of being higher than the stacks on drugs.

• March 24: Police responded at noon to the 1700 block of Embarcadero where someone at Morro Dunes RV Park said his or her electrical bicycle had been stolen.

• March 23: Police received a tip about a guy sitting in a car in the 1200 block of Embarcadero who was smoking methamphetamine and in possession of two firearms. Logs indicated police contacted Rambo at his home and he was arrested for suspicion of possessing two loaded firearms, being under the influence of drugs and possessing paraphernalia.

• March 28: Police documented a request from County Adult Protective Services to investigate a possible case of elder financial abuse at some undisclosed location in town.

• March 23: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 1:24 a.m. in the 1700 block of Embarcadero. Logs indicated the driver “was removed from his vehicle after an apparent rifle was observed in the vehicle.” The apparently suspicious, armed man was not arrested. 

• March 22: At 3:22 p.m. police responded to City Park in the 700 block of Harbor for yet another drunken fool acting like an idjit. The culprit this time was a 51-year-old fooliot who was nicked for suspicion of being drunk and disorderly where decent folks can see you. He was booked and released, free to continue reeking havoc on the senses.

• March 21: Police responded at 9 p.m. to a suspicious circumstances call in the 300 block of Dunbar. Logs indicated a juvenile was placed in a 72-hour mental health hold “after posing a danger to others.”

• March 21: Police responded at 5:20 p.m. to City Park where a 52-year-old man apparently conked out from smoking meth was rushed to the hospital. He reportedly had a glass crack pipe in his pocket, too. A report will be sent to the district attorney for possible inaction.

• March 21: Police responded at 2:41 p.m. to a reported shoplifting at Rite Aid on Quintana. A 21-year-old sticky-fingered woman was busted for suspicion of trespassing and petty theft.

• March 21: Police responded to the 1100 block of Morro at 7 a.m. for a reported stolen car. Logs indicated the car was found in SLO before the ink was dry on the crime report, how’s that for service!

• March 20: At 3:15 p.m. in the 1500 block of Quintana ol’ officer Eagle-eye spotted a parked car with 2022 tags but in reality had expired registration past 6 months, which is a no-no and will get your car arrested, as was done here.

• March 20: Police contacted some all too familiar fellows at 9 a.m. at the Community Center. Logs indicated one had eight failure to appear warrants and the other slacker just one FTA, so naturally both were cited and released again, no doubt drunk on the fumes of victory.

• March 20: Police contacted a swizzle stick sailing down the street at 12:30 a.m. in the 700 block of Quintana. Logs indicated he was three sheets to the wind and was rounded up into the hoosegow.

• March 18: Someone found some doohickey somewhere in the 1600 block of Main and gave it to some police officer, who was no doubt winsome over the whatchamacallit.

• March 18: At 9:15 p.m. officers contacted a regular customer in the 1600 block of Main. Logs indicated the fellow, 37, had four bench warrants and was given his fifth disappearance ticket and returned to the wilds.

• March 18: Police were called to a disturbance at 8:30 p.m. in the 400 block of Jamaica. A 27-year-old borracho was nicked for suspicion of being stultified in public.

• March 18: Police responded at 12:10 p.m. to yet another kerfuffle at City Park in the 700 block of Harbor. A 63-year-old squit was nicked for suspicion of flapping-out where the tourists can see him.

• March 18: Police responded to the 300 block of Quintana where some apparent maniac damaged a chain link fence.

• March 18: Police recovered a reported stolen car in the 800 block of Embarcadero, but the thieves apparently slithered away.

• March 18: Police responded to a disturbance at 3:31 a.m. in the 3100 block of Tide. Logs indicated they arrested a man who was having an apparent conniption for suspicion of assaulting a police officer.

• March 17: Police got a report at 6:15 p.m. of a vehicle committing several moving traffic violations and driven by a suspected drunk driver. Logs indicated the car was slow to yield under the blues and reds, but the driver wasn’t drunk but apparently is just a really crappy driver.

• March 17: Someone turned in a key that they’d found apparently hoping police can unlock the mystery.

• Mach 16: Police at the high school took a courtesy report for information only to document some undisclosed idiocy.

• March 16: At 4:38 p.m. police responded to Sinclair Gas Station in the 900 block of Morro Bay Blvd., for a suspicious subject. They contacted an apparent swagman, 26, who reportedly confessed to abusing fentanyl and methamphetamine, and possessing fentanyl. The model citizen was rushed to the hospital.

• March 16: Some poor dude reported getting scammed out of $1,200.

• March 16: Police responded to the 2300 block of Main for a reported fraud case, the loss was listed as $1,299.99, as apparently fraud losses don’t include sales tax, which no doubt is a different kind of theft.

• March 16: Police were called to Rite Aid on Quintana Road for a fellow being a pest. Logs indicated the 27-year-old gent was arrested for suspicion of trespassing and being schwacked on drug, which explains a lot.

• March 16: Police responded at 6:16 a.m. to the 2600 block of Laurel for a car crash. No gory details were available.

• March 16: Police responded at 6:16 a.m. to the 3200 block of Main for a stolen car report.

• March 15: At 11:53 a.m. police contacted a familiar woman, 45, who had four bench warrants. She was of course issued a fifth ticket and unleashed back upon an unsuspecting world.

• March 15: Police were called at 3:22 p.m. to a disturbance in the 400 block of Quintana. A 41-year-old apparently perturbed battleaxe was nicked for suspicion of being fit-shaced in public and disorderly conduct.

• March 15: Police took a report of suspected child abuse in the 1000 block of Balboa.

• March 14: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 11 p.m. on Hwy 1 at Yerba Buena. Logs indicated the 49-year-old driver was surprisingly not lubricated but the scofflaw did have two bench warrants, for which they issued another apparently useless citation and let the rascal go.

• March 14: Some apparent scamboogah vandalized an innocent vehicle in the 1000 block of Market.

• March 14: At 1:37 p.m. police contacted a suspicious fellow in the 900 block of Main. The 55-year-old interloper was arrested for suspicion of trespassing, a hanging offense in some parts.

• March 14: Police responded at 10:12 a.m. to a disturbance in the 500 block of Kings. Logs indicated a man said some tool threw a wrench at him while he was sitting in his car. The wrench reportedly smacked the car door and dented it. No word on what caused the wretch to throw the wretched wrench.

• March 14: Police contacted a suspicious woman at 9:30 a.m. in the 1100 block of Quintana. Logs indicated they cited and released the apparent rookie who had but one bench warrant.

• March 14: Police responded at 3:21 a.m. to the 1100 block of Napa at the old Morro Elementary School, where they arrested a not too bright 20-year-old fellow for suspicion of burglary.

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